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Today is the first day of my Guest Author giveaway and I'm pretty pumped. But I guess we better get started. The first author is going to be the one, the only, Amy Goldman Koss!!!! You might remember her from the wonderful interview we had last month. This one, is just as great. So here's Amy sharing a few words about her HILARIOUS favorite family tradition. "Remember, she is a FICTION writer."
I wish I could report that I do some fabulously homey, fresh-from-the-oven, warm and loving tradition thing every holiday season. No, that's a lie. I have no particular admiration for those who excel at kitchen sports, unless, of course, they are serving their fresh yummy treats to ME.
But I really WOULD like to be able to say that I dress all our family pets up as holiday heroes and characters for our annual photo shoot. The turtles, (two big red sliders) would look lovely in sparkly fairy wings with halos. Chubs the hamster would make an adorable elf with tiny curly-toed green elf shoes on his itty feet.
And can't you totally picture Timmy, (my bunny rabbit) in a Santa suit, with his fuzzy nose twitching merrily? "Ho-Ho-Ho!" he would say, except that he can't really make any sound except by flinging his dish around and gnawing the bars of his cage. Actually, it's Sweetie, our lumpy old black lab, who should probably be Santa, because she's the biggest and fattest and looks so pretty in red.
No, wait! How about if they all wear tiny Mary, Joseph, Wise men costumes and stage a Nativity scene?
OR, wear little ancient toga outfits and reenact the battle of the Maccabees and subsequent miracle of lights? That would be nice! Even our goldfish would rise to the challenge and light a candle on the Hanukkah Menorah.
Actually, since we're so politically correct, we'd dress each animal to represent a different religious tradition, although I might have to commandeer a few neighborhood pets to cover Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, Islam, Shintoism, Jainism, Christianity, Wicca, Rastafarianism, Buddhism,Judaism, Baha'ism, Confucianism, Sikhism, Taoism, Unitarian, Neo-Paganism, Vodoun, Atheism, Yoruba, Lukumi, Camdomble, and any others I may be forgetting.
YES! I remember now! That's totally my family holiday tradition! We load the little darlings in my festively decorated little red wagon and travel the neighborhood, singing, barking and tweeting carols and songs and chants of the world. The wagon's a bit crowded, but hey, that just adds to the jolly fun! Sweetie, wearing her Rudolph red nose and antlers, pulls the sleigh and we give everyone we visit either a dog biscuit, a wee bag of bird-seed or a pinch of turtle food.
It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. And I look forward to it all year, although the clean up afterward is a little dicey.
Happy Holidaze!
xo
AmySo now, what's in stock for you? Amy has donated a copy of Poison Ivy for one lucky winner, all you have to do is leave a comment... oh, and tell your friends.
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